German David Hasselhoff advertises smegma Lean Pockets as an Italian sex repellent
by Anorak | 16th, June 2012
DAVID Haselhoff stars in the worst advert you’ve seen today. The Hoff is advertising some god-awful crap called Lean Pockets – a hollowed tampon filled with Popeye’s smegma – whose raison de manger is that it will repel fertile hairy men and seduce priapic middle Middle-aged Germanic twats and metrosexual men who wax their cracks and spend more time in the beauty salon that you.
Yummm. D’lish!
Double murder burger to go, mon brave. And hurry! The future of humanity depends on it…
Posted: 16th, June 2012 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
