Lucy Horobin helped Harry Styles with his Johnny Ball impression
LUCY Horobin, 32, is rumoured to have had sex with One Direction haircut Harry Styles, 18. (Styles was the subject of the newspaper headline: “One Direction’s Hair Wows New York Crowd”.) Horobin is a married thirtysomething who works as a DJ on Heart South Coast FM. She presents the easy listening Smooth Classics programme.
The story goes that Lucy, married to Oliver, 31, met Harry at Manchester’s Key 103 — her former radio station in, where she presented the In:Demand show. It is claimed that Styles squired Horobin while or before he was swapping pillows with Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack, 32.
Before departing her twitter account, Horobin tweeted:
“To clarify, I haven’t said ANYTHING to any press, nor do I wish to. Thank you to those of you who have said kind words today. Xxx.'”
That triple ‘X’ sign off may be a Freudian slip.
One Direction fans accuse her of being immoral, says one:
“Haha you stupid fucking whore. god you must have some issues to fuck a 17 year old boy hahahahaha.”
Critics might wonder what we’d make of it were a 32-year-old married man having sex with a teenager woman. Tabloids would use words like “kinky” and “schoolgirl”. But the angle is all about Styles, the swordsman who has a fetish for the number 32, it being, as anyone knows, twice a good as dating a 16-year-old. Styles may well views his alleged conquests as a form of Popstar Times Tables. Look out for mathletics champion Styles shagging 48-year-old Fiona Bruce, 64-year old Rhea Perlman, 80-year-old Petula Clare before scoring a job as the new Johnny Ball.
Think of a Number, Harry. Now double it…
Posted: 28th, June 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
