JESUS Story of Sunderland, where Ian Ridley and Lawrence Boys found Jesus outside the Mayho Chinese Takeaway, in Neville Road, Pallion. They spotted Jesus. And Jesus spotted them.

Says Ian, 39: “We were quite drunk at the time and went to get something to eat. We were waiting for our meal outside when we saw it. It was Jesus looking right at us, we were shocked and couldn’t believe it. It’s a miracle!”

No word from the owner of the eatery, who may care to milk his wonder. And if he can’t find milk, have it weep sweet and sour sauce, it being food for thought. (George Best is away.)