Mark Wright blows his glass top all over Calvin Harris
by Anorak | 21st, July 2012
MARK Wright, star of OK! magazine’s first abortion ‘n’ tell, a trimmed post-modern vanilla Jaffa Cake, emeritus fanny magnet of The Only Way Is Essex tweets a line from a Calvin Harris track:
“I feel so close to you right now/ It’s a false field.”
This reminds Anorak of the time his niece took to counting backwards from 10 to reach one and then yell “GLASS TOP”. And then there was grandma asking when “Hawaii 05” was on the telly. All errors that need no correcting. And so it is that Wright should be encouraged to woo the latest pneumatic tangerine in his life with praise of her “false field”. Lady garden and vajazzle, after all, are so old hat…
Posted: 21st, July 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
