German waterpark bans women from slide – intimate wedgie issues blamed
DOOOCHE! To Germany, where women have been banned from riding the X-treme Faser slide at the Galaxy Rutschenparadies, at the Therme Erding sauna centre. This is to prevent “intimate injuries”.
Spokesman Marcus Maier explains why six women and no men have been hurt:
“These injuries are caused by the nature of the female anatomy. We are trying to do right by women; we don’t want to discriminate against them.”
But banning can only be discriminatory. He adds:
“We have some slides you can’t go down unless you weigh 50 kilos – you could argue that’s just as discriminating,”
Waterpark slides are a prelude to a wedgie. Don’t ban women. Just give every rider a free box. Or advertise that the ride comes with a complementary Coco Austin makeover…
Posted: 5th, August 2012 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
