Is Lindsay Lohan about to go to prison for the millionth time?
OBVIOUSLY, it is that time of year again, when Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoids prison thanks to being a celebrity. First though, we have to go through the rigmarole of fretting that she might be sent down while the police chase her freckled self through Hollywood.
So, after being nearly done for drugs, drinks, fights in rehab and being a jewel thief, what is she up to at the moment? Well, marvellously, she’s got TWO warrants on her speckled behind.
Remember when she was involved in a car crash last June? Of course you don’t. It was in the middle of a thousand other stories about her. Well, LiLo was involved in a prang and she said she wasn’t driving. Her assistant was behind the wheel. Everyone raised their eyebrows so fast and so hard that the world was briefly united in having buttock moustaches.
Well, Santa Monica police detectives have been trying to get in touch with Lindsay to ask her about all that because they think she’s lying and are now investigating.
Seems dull, but she’s on probation and lying to cops is a crime punishable by a whole year in jail!
Elsewhere, the LAPD is investigating Lindsay on another case. Now she’s a suspect in a $100,000 theft of watches and sunglasses at a Hollywood Hills home.
SHE’S (an alleged) JEWEL THIEF AGAIN! HURRAY FOR LILO! THE (SUSPECTED) CAT BURGLAR!
Posted: 28th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
