Suri Cruise gets her imaginary friends from Shiloh Pitt’s spider cemetery
THE National Enquirer leads with news that Suri Cruise, six-year-old daughter to sofa-jumper Tom Cruise and his estranged Stepford wife Katie Holmes, has a separate bedroom for her imaginary friends.
Did one of these make believe sell their story to the Enquirer? It can’t be the nanny. She’s on a watertight contract that means we never get to hear what Tom reads in the toilet (House and Garden) and how Angelina likes to turn down the thermostat in winter, which drove Tom bonkers.
The other front-page news is that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, six-year-old daughter to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (known by the one-word portmanteau Brangelina), “plays with dead tarantulas“.
It’s not known if these spiders have their own bedroom nor how they died.
Chances are the spiders are reincarnated as Suri’s pals and will soon reveal all in an Enquirer exclusive…
Posted: 4th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
