Wiesnkoks festival cocaine banned from Oktoberfest
YOU can’y buy Wiesnkoks at next month’s Oktoberfest in Germany. ‘Wiesnkoks’ – or festival cocaine – is a 5euro sachet filled with dextrose and menthol that comes in a wrap with a straw. The inventors wanted to flog it at the festival but the Oktoberfest organisers it would distract from their beer. A spokesman tells media:
“We don’t want cocaine, nor do we want a sugar mixture which looks like cocaine. We just want guests to enjoy our beer nothing else.”
Inventor Wolfgang Stanek says:
“We are anti drugs. Our mixture just gives drunks a little shake to wake them up.”
Because when your’re drunk what you crave is a snort of minty sugar. Add a dash of essence of kebab essence and some Vulva, and he might have winner…
Posted: 9th, September 2012 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
