MEL B wants us to think about her breasts as we worry about breast cancer. The former Spice Girl comes cross as vain and vapid.

A better advert has been created by the Scottish Government. It features actress Elaine C. Smith, whose mother died of breast cancer.

If you find a gurning canker on your breasts, then try not to worry – you’re Mel B and used to it.

Smith has advice you can use:

Spotter: creativereview.co.uk