Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing

HURRAH! Lawyers for Kate Middleton and Prince William, aka the Duke and Duchess of Kent, have won an injunction stopping Closer magazine from publishing those photos of her topless. The Tribunal de Grande Instance in Nanterre, Paris, is on the side of the angels. If Kate can now erase our minds, recall all the sold copies of Closer; scrub the images from the internet; defeat Chi magazine in similar style, force the photographer to hand over the images and never sell them again; jail the Daily Star Ireland news desk, all will be as perfect as it once was.

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EDS NOTE NUDITY. Local people greet the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as they visit Tavanipupu Island, the Solomon Islands, on their Diamond Jubilee tour of the Far East.

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Posted: 18th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink