Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing

HURRAH! Lawyers for Kate Middleton and Prince William, aka the Duke and Duchess of Kent, have won an injunction stopping Closer magazine from publishing those photos of her topless. The Tribunal de Grande Instance in Nanterre, Paris, is on the side of the angels. If Kate can now erase our minds, recall all the sold copies of Closer; scrub the images from the internet; defeat Chi magazine in similar style, force the photographer to hand over the images and never sell them again; jail the Daily Star Ireland news desk, all will be as perfect as it once was.

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge travel in a traditional canoe during a visit to Tuvanipupu Island on their Diamond Jubilee tour of the Far East in Honiara, Guadalcanal Island.

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Posted: 18th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink