Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing

HURRAH! Lawyers for Kate Middleton and Prince William, aka the Duke and Duchess of Kent, have won an injunction stopping Closer magazine from publishing those photos of her topless. The Tribunal de Grande Instance in Nanterre, Paris, is on the side of the angels. If Kate can now erase our minds, recall all the sold copies of Closer; scrub the images from the internet; defeat Chi magazine in similar style, force the photographer to hand over the images and never sell them again; jail the Daily Star Ireland news desk, all will be as perfect as it once was.

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EDS NOTE NUDITY. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrive in Marau, Guadacanal Province on their way to Tivanipupu during a visit to the Solomon Islands, on a nine-day royal tour of the Far East and South Pacific in honour of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee.

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Posted: 18th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink