TO West Virginia, where Mark Lucas, 20, is accused of raping his neighbour’s pet goat in his bedroom. The goat died. Lucas was wearing women’s underwear. A porn mag was found close by.

Lucas says he’s not guilty because, although he was off his face on cocaine and bath salts, he’s mentally ill.

Kanawha Circuit Judge James Stucky has despatched Thompson to William Sharpe Mental Hospital for six and a half years of treatment.

And that is all..