Who wants to see Jamie Oliver sucking a dildo?
HAVE you seen Jamie Oliver’s Fifteen Minute Meals? It’s a show so irritating that it makes you want to punch the very notion of television into next week. And Jamie, here’s an idea: 1.5 Second Meals where someone just throws a Jaffa Cake in their mouth and gets on with their lives without bogling at lettuce.
Anyway, when Jamie isn’t larging it up over some prawns on a massive wooden board, he’s pretending to be Food Bono, saving our wickle children from a fate worse than delicious hamburgers.
Now he’s making it worse by gulping off a bright pink vibrator. While the TV cook was taking part in a spoof cooking segment on Alan Carr Chatty Man, he ended up with more in his gob than his flapping tongue. Oliver and Jimmy Doherty (another bloody Food Bono) were horsing around when Carr decided to produce a phallus.
Next thing you know, Oliver has it in his mouth and throats the thing!
“I didn’t see what he had!” Oliver told the audience when he realised what had happened. “I thought he was really doing it!” “You dirty b**tard!” replied Carr.
If you have the stomach for it, watch here.
Posted: 12th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
