Hugh Hefner bequeath’s Crystal Harris his rigamorist stiffened legacy

SAY Hugh Hefner, 86, of his bride Crystal Harris, the 26-year-old who spent part of her youth with dad Ray Harris and mum Lee Lovitt at Ye Olde Rose & Crown in the West Midlands before turning into a Playboy rabbit:

“She, you know, deserves it. She deserves to be my widow.”

Who need Viagra when you have rigamortis and the will?

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Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris arriving at the launch party of the Playboy Club in Mayfair, London.

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Posted: 4th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink