Hugh Hefner bequeath’s Crystal Harris his rigamorist stiffened legacy

SAY Hugh Hefner, 86, of his bride Crystal Harris, the 26-year-old who spent part of her youth with dad Ray Harris and mum Lee Lovitt at Ye Olde Rose & Crown in the West Midlands before turning into a Playboy rabbit:

“She, you know, deserves it. She deserves to be my widow.”

Who need Viagra when you have rigamortis and the will?

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Identical twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner, second from right, and Crystal Harris, right, arrive at the taping of the American Film Institute Life Achievement Awards honoring actor Michael Douglas in Culver City, Calif. on Thursday, June 11, 2009. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

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Posted: 4th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink