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North Korea welcomes a little Un: Ri Sol Ju gives birth to future despot

by | 5th, March 2013

REJOICE! North Korea has new future leader for its hereditary Communist dictatorship. Kim Jong Un’s wife, Ri Sol Ju, has given birth to a baby. Yep, he is the little un.

Reports are that the child has already been seen banging his fists on table, screaming, demanding and being utterly unreasonble. Says one insider: “He has the makings of a top notch despot.”

 



Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink