The worst CVs ever written (but they might be great)

FOR everyone who writes a great CV, there are many who don’t. Someone not a million miles from here once got a job on account of her Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award. That was an outright lie, but its showed a understanding of what the employer’s were looking for. Indeed, lying might be better than telling the brutal truth. Were those references all “burned in a fire“? Are you the “best in the world at chivalry”? Is your hobby “excessive masturbation”? Did your last boss truly give your the nickname “Ace your are best”? We’ve compiled a gallery of great resumes. See if yours is there.