Justin Bieber can cause depression in non-golfers
JUSTIN Bieber is a pull-ups wearing, brattish popstar. But when he rocked up late on stage at London’s 02 he became a cause of lifelong depression. Virginia Blackburn tells Express readers:
WELL thanks for nothing, Justin Bieber, must have been the thought going through thousands of preteen minds as thousands of pre-teen hearts broke quite in two, never to be rendered whole again.
Sheesh! All that pain because a teenager behaves like a bit of a knob. Shock of shocks that the 18-year-old who squeezed the fan’s boob (parp!), hit his minder with a Nerf gun, smoked a Camberwell Carrot, showed his arse on Twitter and can’t pull up his trousers behaved like a wally. Can all grown women’s depression and adult angst be blamed on every teenage boy they ever encountered?
Can they be saved from the tears and the pills? Will Jesus-tattooed “Just-In Beaver” (yep, his nickname) go Britney or Wacko Jacko and give us all a salvation show? Did he vomit on stage because he’s possessed by demons?
Or will he endure the hormonal meltdown and discover a lean, mean grilling machine and pro-celebrity golf.
Millions of mums and medics watch with interest…
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Posted: 7th, March 2013 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
