10 incredible facts about Pope Francis
TEN things you never knew about Pope Francis, as reported on every media outlet in the world:
He’s never been arrested for drink driving in Essex
He’s Catholic
He’s never made an omelette without breaking an egg
He advises watching Godfather Part 2 before Godfather Part 1, for narrative reasons
He is not a Jew
He is more famous than he was yesterday
If he wanted to lose weight he would eat less fat and exercise more
He has never won the Euro Millions Lottery
He was 21 when Madonna was born
He has never voted UKIP
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