AS ever, Australia’s Northern Territory injects a spot of class to the action.

The story is simple. Yvonne Birch’s cat went out. When Chloe, for it is she, returned home, she had been shaved. Says Yvonne:

“Whoever’s done it will have scratches all over them and be missing chunks of skin. 

The NT News adds in “Catnappers Shaved My Pussy”:

Even Chloe’s yard mate, Connie the boxer-great dane cross, was surprised at her new look and sniffed her all over, Ms Birch said.

Connie should best look out, lest someone shaves the box(er)…