RONNIE Biggs never did make it to Colombia. Had he have done, the Great Train Robber might have evaded capture by posing as Ronata Smalls, a busty woman with a keen interest in train spotting. Anoraks might well tremble at such a vision of dream womanhood. Giovanni Rebolledo did make it to Colombia.

After escaping from prison, Mr Rebolledo pulled on a dress and invested in breast augmentation surgery. He became Rosalinda.Giovanni Rebolledo had been serving a 60-year sentence for robbery, extortion, kidnapping and torture. He was nabbed in a routine stop and search in the Viejo Prado district where he’d become involved with prostitution.

Having gone to such lenghts to evade capture, one can only wonder why Rebolledo invested in  such generous breasts. If there is one thing guaranteed to get your noticed by men in uniform it’s a generous cleavage.