LEADING foreign dictator Robert Mugabe – some say he’s the best in his field – has seen to it that a lecturer who called him  “a rotten old donkey” has been jailed for three months.

Chenjerai Pamhiri, 38, a lecturer at Great Zimbabwe State University in Masvingo city, was convicted in a Zimbabwe court for standing in a supermarket and shouting “dirt which should be discarded, a rotten old donkey” in reference to the country’s President. He was swiftly arrested.

Human rights activist have vowed to help Mr Pamhiri with his appeal. Animal rights campaigners are preparing to march on the capital, upset that donkeys are being associated with massive horse’s arse like Mugabe…