Brisbane’s oldest swingers club forced to close
THERE is only one club for swingers in Brisbane, Australia. But Couples International has been ordered to shut. Why? Because it failed to offer appropriate disabled access.
The club’s owners say:
“We’ve got single ladies that are crying . . . I mean, we’re talking a 20-year-old single lady just crying here the other night because she’s got nowhere to go that feels safe anymore. They go to nightclubs, they get touched up by guys. They try to dance on the dance floor and guys come up behind them and start grinding. Here, if anybody touches somebody without permission they’re evicted. We’ve never called the police here in 10 years. People think it’s going to be orgies everywhere but it’s not, it’s like a nightclub. It’s nothing like people think.”
Sure. But the best bit about the story is not that the married couple who run this Women’s Institute outpost are called Bryan and Leesa Horn (pictured above).
More nominative determinism when we see it.
Posted: 28th, May 2013 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
