The worst condom adverts of 2013

CONDOMS. How you advertise them? They can be musical, spiritual, robotic, refreshing, fashionable, seasonal, toothy, oily and tasteless. Here are a few recent ideas:

Burning sex. Who doesn’t like that?

Women don’t like sex.They only do it for money to go shopping. Not insulting at all.

Your lover doesn’t turn you on so you have to maintain interest by thinking about traffic and bad paintings of Jesus.

She keeps trying to get away but there’s no escaping that gigantic knob.

Is that her mother?

Putting the board in bored.

Ouch!

Has she just seen his genital warts? Or is it yet another advert degrading women?

Anorak