Donald Trump honoured that his Aberdeen golf complex won six star Donald Trump golf complex award
HIRSUTE tycoon Donald Trump’s Scottish golf course is the world’s best. The American Academy of Hospitality Sciences has awarded Trump’s Aberdeen course its Six Star Diamond Award.
Back in May, AAHS awarded a “SIX STAR DIAMOND AWARD” to the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster in New Jersey for the third consecutive year.
Wow!
Coincidentally, Trump is listed on the AAHS website as “Ambassador Extraordinaire“. He’s a trustee of the outfit that hands out the “most prestigious emblem of achievement and true quality; an award many strive for, but few obtain.”
“This is a real surprise– I’m honoured.”
Perhaps an even bigger laugh than that is the fact hat the outfit is named The American Academy of Hospitality Sciences. Running a luxury gold hotel and spa is no longer a business. It’s a science. You may wonder if science can be dumbed down any further than a man in bad trousers pushing a ball into a hole.
Technology can be a marvellous thing, and we’re certain Trump’s golf mansions are stuffed with gadgets to makes life better, such as:
* The electric doors keys that work like old keys but with a green light when the door is unlocked and a red one when it fails to open.
* Mirrors that work out your height and only reflect you from the eyebrows down, it being an established scientific fact that people find human hair irrelevant and irritating.
* Gymnasium ‘rowing machines’ that require NO water to work.
And much more!
Posted: 10th, June 2013 | In: Sports, The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
