Colombian poet sells his testicles to fund European peace tour
MR Raffael Medina Brochero is a Colombian poet selling his testicles. He hopes the monies raised will fund his Poetry for Peace in Colombia tour of Europe.
The first person who coughs up $20,000 will get to own Mr Bochero’s gonads. He hopes the money will keep him on the straight and narrow. On previous tours, he says he broke the laws of five different countries.
So. Mr Brochero has concluded that the only way to remain poetic and law-abiding is to sell his testicles.
What you get for your $20,000, then, is pair of middle-aged balls and the knowledge that a South American poet won’t go shoplifting in Poole’s Dolphin Centre.
How’s that for supporting the arts?
Posted: 14th, June 2013 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
