All hail the coat made from human chest hair (Chelsea FC launch new fashion range)
HEY fashionistas! Want a unique piece of clothing that will make everyone else green? Okay, they might go green with nausea rather than envy, but that’s the price of fashion right?
Let us introduce to you, a fur coat made completely of male chest hair!
And how much will this set you back? A glorious £2,499! That’s because it is a limited edition number, commissioned by dairy company Arla (in conjunction with the launch of the male-targeted chocolate milk Wing-co) and one can only assume the humans used for the fur were slaughtered in a huge warehouse like screaming piglets.
Or maybe this is what happens to all the hair shaved and plucked from Chelsea and Manchester United footballers?
Each fur coat comprises around one million hairs.
A Wing-co spokesperson said:
“We commissioned the Man-Fur Coat as a wake-up call for the nation’s gents. [The coat is] a way to encourage them to readopt the values of assured ‘men’s men’ from yesteryear who would laugh nonchalantly in the face of adversity and be proud of their abundant manliness.”
Or, they could just grow a beard.
Posted: 27th, June 2013 | In: Fashion Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
