Rylan Clark bites back at critics of his weird teeth
JUST as a lack of teeth really defines a pensioner’s face, so do brand new, bright blue Hollywood veneers, as sported by half of the people you’ll ever see on the tellybox.
One notable tooth-haver is Rylan Clark, who has teeth so large, he looks just like Cleanyourteeth from Stoppit & Tidyup. So magnificent are Rylan’s gnashers, that they’ve got their own Twitter account.
Well, Rylan has hit back at critics, declaring that “half of them haven’t even got a tooth in their heads”.
The former X Factor contestant told ITV’s Loose Women that he’d “had a lot of stick” with his teeth in the past and feels happier with his blinding new gob.
He said:
“They are white but you know what, I’ve had a lot of stick with my teeth. It’s something I wanted done.”
“I was in a position now to get them done. I like them and at the end of the day, the people that have been piping up about my teeth, half of them haven’t even got a tooth in their heads!”
“I know I’ve done well as my teeth have got their own Twitter page! Cheers for that guys! I appreciate it.”
With that, the Loose Women invariably clucked and cooed a ‘good for you’ in a vague attempt at solidarity, because they feel equally hard-done-to about something equally trivial.
Still. Rylan’s teeth. What are they all about eh? He looks like he’s swallowed a grand piano.
Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
