Arsenal star Mesut Ozil stars in Ebru Polat’s snot ‘n’ tell
THE Sun on Sunday (SoS) only serves to remind us how good the News of the World was at making a must-read scoop. The kiss ‘n’ tells have dried up like Cliff Richard’s grapes. Take today’s offering:
Mesut Ozil’s oozing conk made me say no to a bonk!
It’s a no-shag ‘n’ tell featuring Arsenal’s new superstar.
A STUNNING singer has told how she refused to have sex with Arsenal ace Mesut Ozil because he had a SNOTTY nose.
That’s Snottist!
Striking Ebru Polat, 31 — voted Turkey’s sexiest pop star three times — met Ozil, 24, after being invited to perform at his brother’s wedding. When she came off stage he made his move. She said: “I had finished singing Mesut’s favourite song — it’s called I Cheated On You — and he asked me to dance with him. He is very handsome and we danced very close. Then I said it had been a long day and I was going to bed.”
We’re hooked. And about Ozil being very handsome…
Ebru was in her pyjamas in her hotel room when there was a knock on the door.
“It was Mesut. He was carrying a red rose. He was full of energy and persuaded me to…
Yes… Yes… Yes..
“…get dressed”.
The cad.
The pair then went to a nightclub. Then it was back to her place:
“We shared a passionate kiss in my room but I didn’t want to have sex with him — he was sniffing and had a snotty nose. It wasn’t very attractive and I didn’t want to catch a cold — I have my voice.”
Bring back Wayne Rooney. Kissing was extra back in those NoW days, allegedly…
Posted: 22nd, September 2013 | In: Sports Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
