WHEN 28-year-old La Crystal King-Woolfork’s lover refused her request for a threesome, she, allegedly, stabbed him in the eye.

King-Woolfork, of Gifford, Florida, has been arrested on an attempted murder charge.

The boyfriend says it was 4am on on Sept. 26 when King-Woolfork returned home from a night at the Shake Your Booty Club. She was with a friend. The pair began to perform “sex acts” on one another.

She demanded her boyfriend join in. He declined. At which point the other women left.

And that’s when she picked up a kitchen knife. She says she did this because she feared he’d turn violent. To prevent his violence, she smacked her mobile phone on the top of his head (it broke) and beat him several times with a metal candle holder. Then, doubtless fearing for her safety, she, allegedly, stabbed him in the eye.

And you thought your foreplay was elaborate…