Starbucks Wrongly Apologises For Daubing A Pentogram and 666 On Woman’s Cup Of Satanic Coffee
TO Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where a Starbucks barista has used caramel sauce to draw a pentagram and 666 in a customer’s coffee.
It turns out that this is not on the menu. It wasn’t even asked for. Starbucks tells The Daily Adviser:
(Sunday) was the first we heard of it when she posted on our Facebook page,” Starbucks social media team spokesman Tom Kuhn told The Daily Advertiser. “We reached out to her through social media and apologized. We’re taking the complaint seriously. We’re not sure who served her or what kind of beverage it was. It looks kind of caramel-ish in the photos.
How times change. Old Mr Anorak, our patron, only buys Nescafe in huge drums and still thinks ‘coffee breaks’ are a euphemism for a quick office shag.
Now coffee comes coated in not a skin of UHT milk but a snowdrift of whipped cream and caramel sauce. It is quite fitting that a drink modelled on the devil’s jism should carry his mark. After all, it’s all about branding.
Case dismissed.
Spotter: Gawker
Posted: 1st, April 2014 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
