LIFE Imitates Jackass in Lancashire:

To Lufkin, Texas, where police are investigating a family dispute. Says the officer:

“The argument allegedly started because a female put a catfish in her sister-in-law’s face. An argument then ensued between the woman and her brother, which turned physical. According to the brother, his sister slapped his wife in the face with the fish ,and he told her to leave, and eventually she did. Due to lack of independent witnesses and conflicting stories, the case has been forwarded to the Criminal Investigation Department for further investigation.”