Luis Suarez ‘Don’t Bite Me’: Tom Rosenthal’s Songs For Football’s Biggest Entertainer

PIES has spotted this wonderful tribute tio Liverpool and Uruguay’s highly entertaining Luis Suarez.

Take it away, Tom Rosenthal.

LYRICS

There’s a party in your brain,
no one is invited and no one ever came,
what is going on?
what on earth is going on in there?

There’s magic in your feet.
Diamonds in your feet, wolves in your eyes,
Wait for the surprise, wait for the big surprise.

Hey Louis Louis don’t bite me,

Tough to be a genius,
tough to be a man,
tough to be a horse,
tough to be a frog
tough to be a football
tough to be alive

You’re not getting wiser,
you’re not getting smarter,
but you’re sure getting bolder,
oh what a love
what a love for the shoulders

A psychoanalysts dream
you gotta lie down,
tell them what it means
maybe they can work it out
maybe no one can work you out

Always carry snacks,
save your fellow man
from your crazy mouth attacks ,
oh louis we all get hungry

Hey Louis Louis don’t bite me

A chant is born…

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