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Transfer Balls: Toni Kroos And The Manchester United Dream That Never Was

by | 15th, July 2014

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TRANSFER Balls: So Toni Kroos is leaving Bayern Munich to play for Real Madrid. So says the Sun:

TONI KROOS is heading to Real Madrid – meaning Manchester United have missed out on one of their top targets. United had been hot on the heels of Bayern Munich schemer for some time as they looked to add some much-needed quality to their midfield.

United missed him? As we noted, the trusty Daily Express announced they didn’t:

MANCHESTER UNITED have agreed a deal with Bayern Munich for attacker Toni Kroos

The Manchester Evening News yelled “Kroos deal done” and the Daily Mirror reported “United have agreed deal in principle with Bayern for midfielder Toni Kroos”. 

Looking away from the bullshit mining newspapers, the site GiveMeSpot, gave readers balls:

Toni Kroos wants Manchester United transfer

 

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So. how badly did Kroos want to play for United. The Sun notes:

The playmaker, 24, said: “We’ve finished the World Cup in the best way possible. Now I’m going to Madrid, so that’s two dreams achieved.”

The Kroos to united story was utter balls.

Still, at least the Red Devils will get that other German great



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