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Talking Balls: Manchester United Falcao Is ISIS Nutjob Shakir Wahiyib: Arsenal’s Ozil To Munich

by | 15th, September 2014

TALKING Balls: A look at media reporting on Arsenal’s Germnan midfielder Mesut Ozil and Manchester United’s Radamel Falcao.

The often straw-clutching CaughtOffside says Ozil is heading to Bayern Munich for £32m. The Guardian picks that up and reports it.

Number of direct quotes cited: none.

Number of sources cited: none.

Facts to support headline: none.

 

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The site Fanatiz calls Ozil a “flop”. Is he? Well, no. He isn’t. It’s just that for £41m, you expect more.

In other Ozil news, Manchester United mercenary Radamel Falcao tells his twitter followers that Mesut had an uncanny resemblance to characters in The Simpsons.

 

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Falcao looks like ISIS nutjob Shakir Wahiyib, with his hair heavily greased to make beheading that much trickier.

 

 

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Such are the facts…

 



Posted: 15th, September 2014 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink