Teen Takes ‘MDMA And Cocaine, Nicks Ambulance And Masturbates’ In Police Station
by Anorak | 11th, November 2014
MEET Colorado State University student Stefan Sortland, the 18-year-old who allegedly spent Halloween in the approved manner.
Police claim Sortland took MDMA and MDMA, stole an ambulance and after arrest (which featured a tasering)masturbated in the police station.
(Only two of those things should be criminal acts.)
Sortland has been charged with aggravated vehicle theft, obstructing EMS, reckless driving, hit-and-run, criminal mischief, attempted motor vehicle theft and unlawful possession of a controlled substance
Posted: 11th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
