Nothing says RIP than putting your dead lover’s ashes inside a glass dildo
Last of the red-hot lovers
Good news, deadsters. You can carry on shagging after you’ve stopped breathing. Mark Sturkenboom’s “21 grams memory box” has a box for the widow or widower in need of company. It contains: a diffuser for the deceased’s perfume, an iPod dock to play “your” songs, a necklace on which to keep the key and an urn shaped like a dildo ready on contain 21 grammes of the dead lover’s red-hot ashes.
Says Mark:
“I sometimes help an elderly lady with her groceries and she has an urn standing near the window with the remains of her husband. She always speaks with so much love about him but the jar he was in didn’t reflect that at all.”
21 Grams is not only a way to tempt a person to revive an
intimate night with her love again
but also displays an accusation against
the unavoidable passing of life.
Of course, this might also be way for survivors to keep their lover working in ever after. Fancy being shagged by [insert name of dead pop star / politician/ royal / footballer etc.]? Well, We at Burke and Hare Solutions are here to help. Now, where did you say Elvis was resting..?
Posted: 27th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
