The Ashes: Australia collapse like a Sydney backpacker at a real ale festival
by Anorak | 11th, July 2015
England have thrashed Australia in the Ashes first test. Australia were chasing 412 runs. Victory would only be achived with the third-highest winning total in Test history.
They failed wonderfully.
When the Telegraph’s man in the know opined “This time Australia present an appearance of invulnerability”, he was over-egging the pud.
Australia collapsed like a Sydney backpacker at a real ale festival.
Aussie skipper Micahel “get ready for a broken fucking arm” Clarke was out-fought and out-thought.
Posted: 11th, July 2015 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
