Future policing: naked toddlers to appear on sex offenders’ register
The sex offenders’ register is now so wide ranging it could serve as a contacts book for anyone mourning the loss of the Ashley Madison dating site. But take care because the sex offenders’ list contains names of the underage – oh, what irony – notably the 14-year-old youth who sent a naked selfie to a girl in his year at school.
He sent it via Snapchat – which delates the message after a few seconds. But she saved the message and flashed the photo to her school chums. Somehow the police got involved – what the hell are those lads looking at? – and the teen got to explain why everyone at the nick and school had seen his underage knob.
It’s all utterly mad, of course. But it paves the way ahead for our Brace New World. The next time a toddler pulls on his tackle or drops her pants, tell the police. These sickos must be stopped.
Posted: 6th, September 2015 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink