The Masturbating to Mary Tyler Moore Society Is looking for new members

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You can The Mary Tyler Moore Masturbation Society, the group created by James J. Kagel of Cleveland, Ohio. Proving our theory that any weirdness you’ve thought of someone else has formed a group for, Kagel invites other fans of Mary Tyler Moore’s “beautifully curved, ever so shapely, silken, creamy smooth, seductive, velvety soft, long, lean, graceful, tantilizing [sic], erotic, sinuously sexy LEGS” to join him in a tribute toss.

Kagel’s interest in MTM began when he watched The Dick Van Dyke Show as a lad.

There’s chance, of course, that you already know all this, being as you are a member of MTM Legs (“for your jacking pleasure”).

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