Kerry Katona give Natasha Hamilton a divorce lawyer as a wedding gift

Kerry Katona, formerly Kerry McPadding, is in the news. The Star reports that the once leading face of supermarket own-brand ketchup is giving Natasha Hamilton a wedding gift. Kerry’s giving away “her divorce lawyer’s number”.

Says Kerry: “I’m not saying they will need it, but if the time comes…”

Very generous, we’re sure. Natasha can surely look for other business cards from Kerry’s collection, such as the one from the agent, should Natasha want to stick her kids on the magic box; the surgeon who recalibrated Kerry on daytime telly – LIVE!; the vet who teamed her up with a huge canape-hungry  squirrel; and the accountant she allegedly assaulted – ok, not him.

Every year’s a paper anniversary from tabloid fodder Kerry. And just as soon as Natasha does something, you can bet Kerry will be in the paper…

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Kerry Katona during the annual Meteor Ireland Music Awards, at the Point Depot, Dublin, Thursday 2 February 2006. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Photo credit should read: Niall Carson / PA

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Posted: 5th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink