A free Kim Kardashain sex tape for every Guardian reader
by Anorak | 25th, May 2016
When Harriet Harman, the Labour former deputy leader, told us Kim Kardashian’s naked breasts and pouting buttocks possessed “a kind of bravery and pioneering spirit” and that Page 3 Girls with their naked breasts and pouting buttocks were just “fodder”, we realised how right she was. So today we’re offering all Guardian readers a free Kim Kardashian Pioneer Kit. Each kit contains:
- A leaked sex tape
- A litre of baby oil (organic)
- A famous father
- A famous step-mother who used to be a famous step-father
- A copy of The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
- $25m
What they’re saying:
“Kim’s a pioneer, like Amelia Earhart, albeit with a better airplane and killer luggage” – Helen of Anjou
“You go, girl” – Emmeline Pankhurst
“Phwaor!” – Sun reader
Posted: 25th, May 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
