Arsenal’s Hector Bellerin is the fastest man on Earth?
“Who is faster – Arsenal’s Hector Bellerin or Usain Bolt?’
Goal.com. readers are told, “Arsene Wenger has the answer.”
So do we. It’s the Olympic Champion.
Although if the distance over which speed is measured is reduced from Bolt’s favoured 100m to 20 yards, Arsenal’s Bellerin wins. If that distance is further reduced to say, 3 yards – the average distance your writer lurches whenever a wasp catches the corner of the eye as I recline in a deckchair with an ice-cream – I’m in with a shout.
But some say I’d be not as fast as the speed at which Hillary Clinton’s team can issue a denial, the time it takes for Donald Trump to jerk his knee following a shooting or the speed at which Keith Vaz can delete his internet browsing history when his wife knocks on the bedroom door.
Posted: 18th, September 2016 | In: Arsenal, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
