Transfer balls: Man City’s Joe Hart’s Liverpool limbo
News is that Joe Hart hasn’t received any offers. Oh, come on, someone must have offered the big lunk a job as a clothes line or a figuring in a bi snow globe (he’s not advertising anti-dandruff treatments any longer so look out below).
The Sun and Mirror say the Manchester City and England goalkeeper is “in limbo”, having received no offers to play for a new club. The idea of Joe Hart, a man possessed with all the composure of a loon screaming at pigeons in the precinct, being agile enough to dive for a ball let alone limbo is far-fetched.
But can this be the same Joe Hart who had agreed to joined Liverpool?
The Mirror then produces one of those awful ‘7 things’ columns:
Such are the facts.
Posted: 12th, June 2017 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink