Carp escapes fishermen by crawling on land
by Anorak | 29th, June 2017
The carp will be the talk of everyone back at base. “You should see the size of the one I got away from,” he’ll boast. Unlike the ergonomic, rhythmic fish, the one the carp got away from was lumpen and possessed of the grace of Donald Trump at a naked yoga retreat trailing a shard of toilet paper from his wobbling seat of power. Fish are from another dimension.
Posted: 29th, June 2017 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
