There’s erotic, kinky then perversion – man has sex with a car exhaust
There’s an old joke about the difference between kinky and erotic – using the chicken or the feather. It is though possible to go beyond these shores and deeper into the ocean of perversion. For there’s pretty much nothing at all about sex that some human being, sometime, hasn’t either tried or enjoyed. Yea, even unto the very limits of what we might think physically possible:
Ryan Malek, 24, was arrested for ‘lewd and lascivious’ behaviour after he was caught trying to have sex with a car’s exhaust
Well, actually, it’s worse than that, goes further.
A 24-year-old man was caught by the police having sex with a car exhaust in Newton, U.S.
Well, there’s an advance. He’s moved from trying to to actually having sex with a car exhaust. The mind slightly boggles at the mechanics of it but still. It’s just about possible to see how the phantasy works, here’s a hole and….
Malek was reportedly ‘oblivious’ to what he was doing as he was four times over the legal alcohol limit so police had to taser him,
Ah, OK, yes, matters become clearer. Four times over the limit isn’t that far off the sort of level that will kill. So, mental confusion, hole, drink taken, ideas of sex – and all so strong that he had to be tasered to get him to stop. These Americans, eh?
Quite the most horrifying thought here though is that this having sex with cars’n’stuff is common enough that we’ve actually got a name for it:
Last year a motorist told of his horror after catching another “car rapist” allegedly having an auto-erotic encounter with his beloved Skoda.
A sexual attraction to cars or other vehicles is known as mechanophilia, which is classed as a crime in countries including Britain.
No, really, it’s that common that we’ve a special word for it.
Posted: 15th, October 2018 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
