Larks And Spencer

‘IT’S clear to us all that they do not make stars like they used to. And providing us with a breath of fresh air is that hero of old, Spencer Smith.

‘Oi, Kate, not in front of the cameras!’

It’s great to sees Spencer back by popular demand, to fill in a few pages on the cheap. And OK! has a few more questions to ask.

‘Rumour has it that an ‘X-rated’ incident between you [that’s Spencer and Kate, dear reader] escaped the cameras’ glare…’ poses OK!. Spencer says that Big Brother might not see everything that goes on, and that is all he’s going to say.

But turn the page and it’s not Kate, it’s… Well, you know who’s there… It’s now day 2,407,894, and surely time to say goodnight. Roll cameras… ‘

Posted: 24th, July 2002 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink