Cat’s Flap

‘AT the start of Thursday night’s I’m A Celebrity, only seven shlebs remained in the Australian wilderness – which could be a wildlife park in Sydney or Whipsnade Zoo.

A pouting trout

Fash was there to tell us at home that it was all a competition, and that since they were all ‘winners’ in the camp, they all wanted to win. Apart from Wozza.

‘I thought it would be tough, but I didn’t think it would be this tough,’ said Robin Cook’s fatter brother. He then said he was happy to go, although he thought Toyah would be the next to leave.

First, though, Linda had to face Terror In The Trees. Oh, and shave her legs, a move that showed that she and she alone knows how to really survive in the wilds.

‘I think I’m really tough,’ said Linda. ‘I think I’m really strong,’ said Linda’. ‘I’m really good,’ said Linda. ‘I’m really psyched up,’ said Linda. And, accordingly, she scored all seven stars.

If only Fash and the others had shaved their legs. But we moved on, and it was time to see who was getting the boot from camp.

And it was Catalina. The trout pout is no more.

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Posted: 9th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink