Bit Of An I Do

”WHEN you’re young, gorgeous, successful and in love, what better way is there to seal your devotion to one another than to organise a glamorous, star-studded wedding?’

The soon to be former Mrs Murphy

A fair question from OK! – and one to which a whole host of celebrities answer, in lemming-like fashion, ‘I do’.

But when you’re slightly less young, slightly less gorgeous, slightly less successful and very definitely no longer in love, what better to do than to organise an expensive and acrimonious divorce?

Heading for the divorce courts by way of a church this summer are, according to OK!, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, Davinia Taylor and Dave Gardner, Shane Filan and Gillian Walsh, Nicky Byrne and Georgina Ahern, Natalie Imbruglia and Daniel Johns, Nicole Appleton and Liam Gallagher, Stella McCartney and Alasdhair Willis and Joanna Taylor (who, we are sad to say, is still on holiday) and Danny Murphy.

If any of the above are having last-minute jitters, they could do worse than leaf through this week’s magazine, where they will soon discover that marriage is very definitely not for life.

Just ask Emma Noble or Tina Hobley. Or Tracy Shaw. Or Angelina Jolie. Or Michael Douglas. Or Rod Stewart. Or Liam Gallagher…

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Posted: 9th, May 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink